Being in a foreign place, a girl’s gotta have some protection. Thank goodness, I have my team of monstrous animals! Rafiki provides the terrifying barking that scares away all the intruders, Missy takes care of the monster rats with her vicious claws, and MoMo has the many insects and lizards running off as she walks around the compound with swagger. If this wasn’t a public, a professional, blog I would definitely have uploaded the nasty pictures of their prey, which as of now has included a lion, an antelope and a wild boar. Next time it will be a mighty elephant as I am teaching them to hunt as a group, following the Momentum guidelines for a productive and efficient stratey to a better and bigger outcome!

Please note: This is meant as a joke. No animals have been hurt by our pets.